President Trump Extends Social Distancing Guidelines

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    President Trump Extends Social Distancing Guidelines- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Blu mcRae
Blu mcRae

Oh man I laughed at those jokes 😂

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Eddie Felan
Eddie Felan

I only laughed out loud at the Bounty joke. But keep them coming, you're doing a great job!!

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Hazukichan X
Hazukichan X

Hey! If I wanna pierce my baby's ears, I'm gonna pierce my baby's ears! You got a problem, bro? The f**k is your problem, bro?! Yer cabbage! Yer muff cabbage! ...I'm okay, I'm alright, I'm calm, I just speak my mind. It's a Jersey thing.

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Alresu
Alresu

"Can't touch this! And that. Also that."

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gayhaifa
gayhaifa

0:22 : “or a baby with her ears pierced”: two things. (1.) Why would you throw your writers under the bus, Seth; you should be standing behind them 100%; and (2.) I’m surprised Newark Liberty International Airport didn’t make the top of the list; where else can you disembark from an airplane in a first-world country and, unlike at a normal airport where you would walk down a jet bridge directly into the terminal, you instead clunk down a mobile stairway right out of the 1950s onto the airport apron and then look around and realize there are no signs and no clue where you’re supposed to go, until someone behind you annoyedly passes around you walking in a direction like they seem to know where they’re going, so you follow them through a maze of scaffold-and-plywood walkways reminiscent of covered sidewalks in NYC around construction sites until you approach a nondescript, unlabeled access door on the side of an unmarked building, walk inside, realize you’re in what at a normal airport would be considered an emergency fire exit stairwell, walk up four flights of dimly lit stairs, then walk through a series of inclined passageways until you emerge through a side corridor into what you, crestfallen, realize is the terminal gate that you wonder how many first-time travelers to EWR see as their first impression of New Jersey

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Miss Chief
Miss Chief

Sorry but Americans are fine with circumcising a baby but _not_ with piercing their ears?

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Oshini Perera
Oshini Perera

Hey. That’s offensive to Gunther , he’s a good guy

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D. Karin Meyer
D. Karin Meyer

😁

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Sky Dragon
Sky Dragon

Fake news bullshit from liberal Democrat communist bitches.

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Tuxedo Cat
Tuxedo Cat

It would be great news if Seth got the virus

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Renske Adema
Renske Adema

What's up with Seth's nose? Did he break it? It's all red and crooked 🤔

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Hunter Ladouceur
Hunter Ladouceur

Why does it suddenly say “President” trump. None of the other videos are titled like that.

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Margaret Ackroyd
Margaret Ackroyd

Why did they miss making a March Madness pun? It was right there!

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Ces
Ces

Trump exists. That’s the problem.

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Eugene Hicks
Eugene Hicks

Lets call it what it is. Physical Distancing.. Not Social distancing. Big difference.

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Simone J Stogrin
Simone J Stogrin

Sorry Seth I don't like crumpets. I like cheese on toast with baked beans and a nice hot cup of tea. 🙂👍

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Eskimo Blood
Eskimo Blood

Add crowd noise please

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Allyson Sagin
Allyson Sagin

Awww look at his little red nose ☺️🥶

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E Krenz
E Krenz

Fauci all the way.

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Sophea Dutch
Sophea Dutch

Okay so the MC Hammer "you can't touch anything" was on point👍

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lazy bhikkhu
lazy bhikkhu

I did chuckle at BOUNTY!

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WeazelJaguar
WeazelJaguar

8 Million views out of 350 Million, sounds like a Looser to me!

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Biggus Dickus
Biggus Dickus

Put a cork in it Seth. haven't you hacks made people panic enough, and blow this pandemic way out of proportion? The working class need country opened for business so they can return to work and pay the bills. Not all of us are rich like you to sit at home and and still get paid in millions and have our accountants write checks for the bill. I for one have had it with you creepy democ-rats, as much as I hate trump, I might just vote for SOB, at least he's willing to open the country for business. There are at least 14 million Americans trying to get unemployment benefits to pay the bills. We will show you at the polls. One other thing, I recommend to boycott your sponsor's products, so you won't enjoy another 4 years of lucrative trump-mocking. Wait til I found out what's wrong with your sponsors products and put them out there unless they dump advertising on your show.

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Donny Morrison
Donny Morrison

Trump & co haven't practiced social distancing once !! There all huddled on that stage .....2 meters apart 🙈🙈🙈😂😂😷 peace and love to all ✌

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Neil Neil Wagon Wheel
Neil Neil Wagon Wheel

The British joke was weak AF! Do better or we're not letting you out.

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Marvin Gershowitz
Marvin Gershowitz

Every Corporation in the Nation said they'd provide 100% of their Fellow Country Men's needs in this time of Tragedy and Crisis. "All For One American Corporations Promise." *_April Fools!_* I heard that REPUBLICANS who SURVIVE the VIRUS come back HUMAN BEINGS. *_April Fools!_* …. but I've heard Trump is like Citizen United That make Corporations STRANGE LIVING BEINGS without a heart. *_April Fools!_* *_"Communist China has BILLIONAIRES."_* & *_"CORPORATIONS Get Socialism in Capitalist USA"_* *_April Fools!_* ELECT "DONALD TRUMP " or he'll KILL YOU with an infected Evangelist. *_April Fools!_* ………I heard President Trump created a new job position ‘Funeral Director of Pandemic Diversity’ And it mixes & matches bodies for Mass Grave Efficiency. *_April Fools!_*

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TheViperFan
TheViperFan

No one knows more about south Korea than Trump!

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luminositymusic BrianPRickard
luminositymusic BrianPRickard

At three minutes is worth all that. You have a show that holds its own.

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Daniel Snyder
Daniel Snyder

Bit late to the party. This is such a cluster. In Texas we dont have anyone with CV, well none reported because we have no tests. One of my employees and 2 of her kudsnhave it and were sent home and told no tests because they weren't over 65. Texas if course being the state that wants all those over 65 to go out and die for the economy

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Dirk Hattingh
Dirk Hattingh

Do you go and play with your children in the next room after your hatefull and nasty comments. Surely they will pick up on it.

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Dirk Hattingh
Dirk Hattingh

No substance - just nasty nasty nasty. Pathetic. Should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Dirk Hattingh
Dirk Hattingh

Why should the comments be respectfull if the show has zero respect.

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Dirk Hattingh
Dirk Hattingh

Can you do a show without being hatefull and nasty. Your show sucks - clearly you are nothing without the frills from the studio - no substance. Stay home.

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SpinDash
SpinDash

Anyone who still tells you that Trump is doing a good job is being willfully ignorant and doesn’t know anyone who has been exposed to the virus or works in medical care.

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The Cheaterman
The Cheaterman

Taaa, dadaa, dadaa, dada "you can't touch anything"!

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FightsatJim’splace
FightsatJim’splace

Great, just great.

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Ronald Turpack
Ronald Turpack

please extend his distance from the American people in TV Radio all news Outlets his stupity can be contagious their is no found cure

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Niki
Niki

I bet they were happy it was Mc Hammers birthday to say that line hahaha! nice one!

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donnaisfairlyodd
donnaisfairlyodd

The thumbs down are for the bounty joke. 😅

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PopeLando
PopeLando

The "authorities offered a Bounty" gag was such a missed opportunity for Seth to have done "One of Our Writers Explains a Joke"!

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Cy
Cy

Trump is Barry!

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Daniel Van eck
Daniel Van eck

Myers you are a looser. Bash a presidency in this time. Die would you. You bottom feeding p.o.s.

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OllinNahui
OllinNahui

You are drowning, man... but don't feel bad... all of you guys are...

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Cosmic Charley
Cosmic Charley

Thank God this punchable face doesn't have a studio audience to be cued to laugh like sheep...joking like this is rotten karma

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ProjectFlashlight612
ProjectFlashlight612

Lie about going to church?! It's 2020, you fucking cretin; my mother would call the mental health crisis unit if I said I was going to church for any reason.

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Margret Blaswich
Margret Blaswich

Orange is the new blöd 😜

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J C
J C

Why are you dipshits looking to politicians for advice on a virus? I have a hot tip for you. Google "CDC". They have a little more knowledge on these subjects.

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Percision Armament
Percision Armament

Hi Mr Meyers, I would love to see a show on how you come up with the jokes 😅 and how many people are there in the team 😊. Best wishes to all and be safe. Thanks 🙏🏼

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Dallas Smith
Dallas Smith

This has been the fucking longest two weeks of my life.

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John M
John M

That Bob Dylan joke was the highlight of this

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Christmas Lore
Christmas Lore

Dr Fauci, Gvr Cuomo, and yes, Late Night shows anchors are winging it. No one is "watching" trump. Most of us probably even mute his segments. I know I do.

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Sam Cheng
Sam Cheng

Another top notch segment, well done!

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Susan M
Susan M

Thank you!

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Luke Lim
Luke Lim

Haha after US became the no1 amount of infected? Well done Trump you acted sooooooo fast. Well done.

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Anthony Gracey
Anthony Gracey

So creepy how they don't do physical distancing at the podium during these conferences, always touching the mic. Mike Pence always seems to be lurking way too close for comfort.

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Oskar Denis Baharudin
Oskar Denis Baharudin

I'd actually listen to that particular MC Hammer song. It's going to be.a hit, I can tell =^D

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Christopher Pohl
Christopher Pohl

Seth will vote for Trump because without Trump he has no career.

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Mark Guy
Mark Guy

You commies suck and your not funny. Show me one decent country you immoral godless atheists built.... yup zero. Your just freeloaders set to burn in hell.

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Mr Sensible
Mr Sensible

Profuse apologies for having to point it out but the BoJo/crumpets/Queen joke didn't work. I don't mean it just fell a bit flat (no pun intended); it just didn't work full stop (not 'period' as that means something else over here). Otherwise a good effort.

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Le Peacock
Le Peacock

Just now we're eating hot cross buns not crumpets..... just so you know

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Bee Whistler
Bee Whistler

LOL, holy crud... that reminds me that someone told me Hammer was 50 back in 1990. You couldn't just fact check it by looking it up on the internet so I had no way to argue. This is one of the reasons why I roll my eyes at people who wish they were born a few decades earlier. Well... I used to roll my eyes at people who said that...

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A M S G
A M S G

Wow this really sheds a light on how horrible these shows are.

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Sharon Ge Zhan
Sharon Ge Zhan

New filter on camera😄?

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Irem Ince
Irem Ince

That MC Hammer joke 😂😂😂

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Grace Esty
Grace Esty

I'm a pharmacy technician and I had a very bad, very scary, horrible day, and watching this was the first time I smiled and laughed all day. Thank you so much Seth. I needed that so bad. My other pharmacy tech is in the hospital with covid19 so I'm working extra hours in a place I know is contaminated. A doctor called in a prescription today and said they're turning away everyone at the door. The hospital is full, every bed is taken and the waiting room is full. She's got 19 people in her care that she's sure have it but can't get them tests and doesn't know if she can save them. It was tough. She said half the town of Aspen "has symptoms". Please be safe everyone, I wish you all good health, please remember to be kind to everyone. unless they're wearing a maga hat haahaaa

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Marc F. Nielssen
Marc F. Nielssen

Trump still doesn't know that ventilators and fans are not the same...

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Whatsthemottowyou55
Whatsthemottowyou55

Oh and just putting this hear to prove how much seth and his late night comedy trash squard are fake news. DR. Faurci just destroyed the narrative the trump didnt respond quickly to the outbreak. https://www.dailywire.com/news/dr-fauci-shuts-down-cnns-acosta-for-suggesting-trump-didnt-act-early-to-stop-coronavirus

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Diego Sanchez
Diego Sanchez

We were social distancing when you were at the beach party. So you copy us, you can call it liberty bubble

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Lunar Strike
Lunar Strike

Why is it a trend to have a camera from 2010 and a background that’s too distracting I get there’s a pandemic going on but there no excuse for getting a green screen or a better camera even using an modern phone would be good

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Raja Storr
Raja Storr

I am laughing over here

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GG Ellin DeGeneres
GG Ellin DeGeneres

It might be the fentanyl, but this episode seemed strong, like I can't believe how much I laughed, alone on my phone. Please don't stop.

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Nicholas Brodermann
Nicholas Brodermann

"If you really want to honor him, CLOSE YOUR DONUT SHOP!" 😂😂😂

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nickrich56
nickrich56

Flush the turds November 3rd. And stop the Grand Old Pandemic !

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CJ
CJ

Will Boris Johnson dye his hair gray now? Err...Grey?

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CJ
CJ

Seth, is that an IKEA bookcase? You need to renegotiate your contract.

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Stormexia
Stormexia

Keep the great jokes Seth love your monologues

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Kowasi
Kowasi

Man… limey-baiting and Dylan-mocking… caustic stuff.

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Rachel Brewer
Rachel Brewer

Make America exotic again! Put orange man in cage! .... oh they tried that already?

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J D
J D

Hardest I’ve laughed all week, wait it’s Tuesday....😂😑

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J D
J D

Mike Scollins meet bus 🚌 😂

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